Don't Tell Mom

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This is Jason Richman's vanity card.

(September 25, 2019-March 25, 2020)
Nickname: "The Burning House"

Logo: We see two boys from the back view holding hands, the one on the left wearing a red hoodie and black pants with a slingshot in his pants pocket, and the one on the right wearing a black shirt and shorts, holding a teddy bear in his arm. Outside, against a cloudy sky, they are watching their house (a two-story suburban house with a porch and a roof window, complete with a separated garage that has its door halfway open) as it burns, with fire and smoke coming out of the windows all around the front of the house. Near the front, on the left side of the screen, there is a minivan upside down with its tail lights going off as it lays on a severly damaged driveway. We also see a bunch of big trees surrounding all around and behind the house (the smoke from the house's second story window also appears to be going through the tree on the left side of the screen aswell). On the top-right corner, the words "DONT TELL MOM" appear in an italicised font in a faint blue-brown gradient color. The logo zooms up while all of this is happening.

FX/SFX: The zooming-up, the text appearing, the fire and smoke coming from the house, and the tail lights of the minivan going off.

Music/Sounds: The closing theme.

Availability: Seen on Stumptown.

Editor's Note: The entire subject matter of this logo may upset some people, but some may not take it too seriously.