Asymmetrical Productions

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Editions by GraceBuerklin, HiddenResearcher, JackLovesCLGLogos and naxo-ole Video capture courtesy of MachineryNoise


1st Logo

(January 8-9, 1993)

Warning: Do not watch the video if you are prone to epilepsy.

Nicknames: "Strobe Light from Hell", "Eggs are Metrical", "SSL (Super Scary Lips)", "Klasky-Csupo's Evil Twin", "Evil Lips", "These Lips Seem Symmetrical To Me", "Loose Lips Might Sink Strobing Ships"

Logo: On a black background with lips we see the word "ASYMMETRICAL" stylized in a grey square like this:

ASYM

METR

ICAL

four letters line-by-line. We then see a strobe light-like flash as it zooms in as the letters spark. Then, the lips then says "asymmetrical" which appear to blur out over time.

FX/SFX: The flash, zooming, and sparking.

Music/Sounds: Loud, thunder-like hissing/sizzling noises and a droning synth trill followed by a robotic voice saying "asymmetrical" and the stock sound effect of electricity sparking. An eerie choir can be heard in the background too.

Availability: Only seen on the 3-part David Lynch miniseries Hotel Room.

Editor's Note: Known throughout the logo community to be one of the scariest logos ever made, It even got the first ever Scary verdict by Jay Productions on It's Not Scary. Coming from the mind of David Lynch, what did you expect?


2nd Logo (February 21, 1997)

Logo: Basically, on a dark background we see this text:

A S Y M

M E T R

I C A L

stylized as the previous logo, but every letter is inside an orange square. The squares are at the right side of the screen, and on the left side we see the logo of Ciby 2000. Both logos are separated by a bar. Above the logos we see A and below we see PRODUCTION.

FX/SFX: None.

Music/Sounds: None.

Availability: Seen only on Lost Highway.

Editor's Note: None.